PAWS LABS™Test 01
PAWS LABS™ — General Blood Test
$ 20.00
Your Pet’s Blood Has Some Explaining to Do.
You think your son spends all day sleeping? Adorable. Let’s see what his blood says.
- Caffeine detected? Sir, are you secretly employed?
- Nicotine detected? “I was holding it for a friend” is not a medical explanation.
- Suspicious lactose levels? Someone has been visiting the fridge without authorization.
- Hormonal drama? Your daughter has an ex. And apparently, he’s still a problem.
One test. Multiple scandals. Zero cooperation from the patient.
Your confidential report arrives by email within 2 days of payment.