PAWS LABS™Test 02
PAWS LABS™ — DNA & Parentage Test
$ 20.00
You Said You Gave Birth to Them. We’re Here to Shut Everyone Up.
Tired of hearing, “That’s not your real child, that’s literally a cat/dog”?
“Excuse me?! Were YOU in the delivery room? NO? THEN WHERE’S YOUR EVIDENCE?”
Enough family drama. Get the DNA test, prove they’re yours, and silence the haters.
Custody battles, child support, and angry exes? Sweetheart, we’re a laboratory, not a family court. 💅
At PAWS LABS™, we don’t question parenthood. We provide completely fictional scientific evidence to defend it.
100% fictional DNA testing. 200% parental confidence. Zero actual science.
Your confidential report arrives by email within 2 days of payment.