Description
This is the canonical first-year text for any cat or dog pursuing an applied engineering degree at PAWS UNI-FUR-SITY. Topics include the conservation of momentum during zoomies, the structural integrity of cardboard boxes under feline load, and the long-disputed claim that gravity is a mere social convention. Lab exercises include rolling a meatball off a counter and observing what happens. Co-authored by faculty who have personally disproved Newton at least once.
