Description
Law is not what is written; law is what you can convincingly argue while staring directly at someone. This foundational text covers jurisdiction (anywhere you happen to be standing), precedent (you did it once, so now it is allowed), and the supreme legal principle of being correct on the basis of having said so first. Includes annotated rulings on couch access, the legality of midnight zoomies, and the constitutional right to ignore your name. Recommended pairing: PUFP-005, Evidence & Proof.
