Description
From the polite 3 a.m. “please” to the floor-collapse opera reserved for tuna emergencies, this volume catalogues every documented meow tactic ever deployed against a human household. Featured chapters include “Eye Contact While Knocking Things Over,” “The Strategic Limp,” and “How to Stand Near the Bowl Until Something Happens.” Includes case studies from 14 senior tomcats with provable track records of breaking human resolve. Essential reading for any feline serious about a career in domestic manipulation.
