Description
When the evidence is overwhelming, the only remaining defence is performance. This handbook teaches the foundational arts of plausible deniability: the slow blink, the mid-room nap directly on top of the broken object, and the timeless “What broken thing?” gaze. Includes precedent-setting case law from twelve separate sofa incidents and a chapter on shifting blame onto a sleeping sibling. Required reading for any pet who has ever been asked, in that tone, “Did you do this?”
