Description
You bought the right food. You closed every door. You said “no” with conviction. And yet — the cat won. This is the confessional, evidence-based account of a human who tried every recommended strategy and still found themselves locked out of their own bedroom at 4 a.m. Useful for fellow humans seeking validation, and for cats wishing to study the enemy’s playbook. Includes a foreword by the author’s own cat, who declined to comment.
