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I Sniffed the Wires and Now Nothing Works: A Professional Dog’s Guide to Destruction Engineering

$35,00

A field-tested manual on disassembling household systems using only your nose, mouth, and enthusiasm.

Description

Engineering, but in reverse. This professional-grade volume documents proven techniques for the systematic dismantling of human infrastructure: HDMI cables, charger bricks, the back of the sofa, and that one rug your human inexplicably loves. Includes a taxonomy of chewable wires (taste profiles included), a chapter on plausible deniability after the router goes dark, and emergency protocols for when the human starts saying your full name. Field manual for working dogs everywhere.