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Security Operation: If You’re Innocent, Why Are You Running?

$17,00

A field guide to household security operations — written by the dog who patrols the hallway twice a night.

Description

Security is not a feeling; it is a profession. This concise field guide covers the modern dog’s role as primary household sentinel: barking at couriers, investigating the vacuum, and the centuries-old art of escorting the human to the bathroom. Includes threat assessment frameworks for squirrels, the doorbell, and that one suspicious leaf, plus a chapter on the philosophical question that gives the book its title. Brief, blunt, and absolutely correct.