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Strategic Planning for Doing Nothing and Ruling Everything

$35,00

The advanced executive playbook for cats — total household dominance via uninterrupted napping.

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True power moves in silence, often at fourteen hours a day. This advanced management text formalises the long-known feline strategy of accumulating influence through visible inactivity: choosing the highest perch, occupying the most important chair, and ensuring every meeting in the house revolves around your comfort. Includes case studies from senior cats who have not personally exerted effort since 2019 and remain in complete operational control. Companion volume to Foundation of Management.